theonion:

Step 1: Admissions officers immediately reject all applicants who have the same first name as anyone they don’t like

nosdrinker:

retrospectroverted:

nosdrinker:

why does one ply toilet paper exist

i honestly prefer single ply, it feels lighter and more effective and the rolls last longer because the sheets are thinner.

ok poophands

pulpdrinker:

i have never seen something more clearly written by a straight white male

tfcj:

All I can say is…wow. Not a good feeling. 

Officer Darren Wilson’s gofundme has more money donated than Michael Brown’s memorial fund. White privilege at it’s finest. 

I don’t usually post about stuff like this, but please share this in hopes of more people donating to Michael Brown’s family. You can find the gofundme page: here.

iwriteaboutfeminism:

Monday night. Part 6.

[part 1] [part 2] [part 3] [part 4] [part 5]

I’m so stressed out right now that I can’t sleep even though I’m tired

adriofthedead:

xinggan:

I’m grossed out by the kind of stuff tumblr does to its users over an extended period of time

Grammar and punctuation is completely lost on some people, to the point where their posts are unreadable and irritating

And tumblr fosters and feeds this incredible narcissism and need to impress people- people who don’t really matter in the grand scheme of things.

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500$ if you want me to eat lunch with you and be ur friend for 3 hours
Tell me how you found my blog!

monobeartheater:

rairatrio:

please stop romanticizing skeleton hell

um… no?

theme

Neko